Partly Facetious: The three stooges?

"Now what?"
"The Khan is crying foul, the PML-N is saying accept defeat and..."
"I thought the three stooges are attacking the Khan, not trying to calm him down."
"The three stooges?"
"Moe as in Danyal Aziz, Larry as in Pervez Rashid and Joe as in Khawaja Asif."
"Hey, if there is any Moe then it is KA not Danyal Aziz - KA is a lot closer to the Prime Minister than the other two men."
"True, but KA in his attack mode loses his sense of balance."
"And Aziz or Rashid keep it?"
"They seem to act like guided missiles but sometime KA attacks his own team and that's not guided right?"
"Who knows with KA? But I reckon when he attacks members of the opposition - be it the Khan's PTI or Aitzaz Ahsan - he does so on instructions..."
"Why did AA take the insult hurled by KA and not by Chaudhry Nisar?"
"Instructions all - these are bright educated guys who know the way our politics works, if you don't listen to the party leader you become a nobody - now Chaudhry Nisar is different and, as stated by the Khan, he is not a darbari (courtier) while KA is a darbari through and through."
"Oh I see, so the darbari says he has not talked to Chaudhry Nisar for four to five years and need I add he has to re-energise the anti-Chaudhry Nisar lobby of the kitchen cabinet to isolate him from the prime minister..."
"Give him time, he will succeed, and time is all he has - I mean neither the Ministry of Water and Power nor the Ministry of Defence he reportedly heads takes up too much of his time"
"You are being facetious."
"Why not? I would propose that Mian sahib gives him the shut up call when in government and gives him a prominent position when the party is out of power - I used to like him when the PPP was in power and this change in the status of the party has simply ruined him in the eyes of the public and..."
"Right and speaking of change, the Khan is right: change is here..."
"I don't see how he can say that! He lost the NA 122 and inexplicably stated that had he stood he would have won - I wonder who is feeding him these ridiculous lines..."
"Change my friend has come. Khan is not the richest man in his kitchen cabinet - he could be the poorest, while in the status quo parties the richest man is probably the party leader."
"Hmmm, I tell you when I am around my rich friends I don't have to pay for anything and..."
"Don't be facetious."